*goes on a date and brings a clipboard and checklist*
*list on clipboard is just the lyrics to Short Skirt Long Jacket printed out*
"Ha ha, uh, how am I doing?"
What’s your name?
Do you have any intention of changing it to ‘Kitty’ and, subsequently, to ‘Karen’?
Hmm *taps clipboard with pen* not great.
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i was trying to make something else but here’s a photoset i can only describe as ‘roger davis looking like a cat being bathed about everything’
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i just wanna make drake proud
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i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
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